As I was walking away I heard Richard Simmons tell the lady behind me, "Oh, it's sauce day!". I turned and saw her buying 3 cans of tomato sauce. There was about 98% of me that wanted to forget everything I needed to do today and just watch this guy do some nice observation comedy for the next 6 hours. He literally just labelled a holiday for this woman, Sauce Day, and I hadn't gotten anyone a card!
I ended up doing this the rest of the day, and probably will continue to do it for a long time. " Hey, you decided to produce ugly children", "Uh oh, Gas is disappearing out of your car!", "Did you take an extra dose of stupid pills this morning?", "Decide to wear sneakers today?". I could do this all day.
I might go back tomorrow and keep buying stuff to see what he says next!